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The Gospel According to Plato, Our Olympian Ideals, ...and Cheddar Bay Biscuits! (à propos Chick-Fil-A)

Aristophanes teaches that the Gods created us man-man, woman-woman, and man-woman. Abrahamists are blocking the reunion of two of these. So let's eat at Red Lobster and the Olive Garden.

     "In verses 189-193 of The Symposium -- a Gospel According to the Evangelist Plato, written in 89th year after the birth of Our Lord Savior and Messiah, Socrates Christ -- the Apostle Aristophanes teaches us that the Gods of Olympus created us man-man, woman-woman, and man-woman, and then divided us, that we might each search for -- and be reunited with -- our original soul mates."
 
 
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http://willbower.newsvine.com/_news/2012/08/06/13147949-the-gospel-accor...
 
 
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